McDonalds Big Mac

Smoking is like a fatty, old fashioned American burger: You pay for something you enjoy for 10-seconds, but eventually it will kill you.

Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun. It's a good time, for a great taste...or a triple bi-pass.

Obviously 2010 sees more problems than 1984 did when it comes to health. With movies like Morgan Spurlock's "Super Size Me," and the glorified and over rated organic movement, it is no doubt that McDonalds would move on to healthier solutions. Now they serve salads (just don't add the dressing!), and saying chicken nuggets are much healthier than the chicken strips (maybe because the nuggets are not even real chicken?)...but let's be real folks. McDonalds is the antichrist trying to jump start the appocolypse. Their fast food must be creating extra fatty, phsycho brain cells in their customers. Examples?

Headlines:

Arkansas Man Sues McDonalds Over Nude Photos of His Wife

Man Sues McDonalds For Making Him Fat

In the year 2000, smoking caused 435,000 deaths while close behind, obesity caused 400,000. And it has only gone up in the past 10 years.

Wake up America. People do die of both these things, and it will happen to you if you don't make lifestyle changes.

Sources:
"Medical News Today," http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/6438.php

Justin Bieber

Smoking is like Justin Bieber: Cocky, annoying and benefits no one.

Infact, this 16 year-old in a 12 year-old's body probably does smoke.
When I first heard his "One Less Lonely Girl," on the radio, I was wondering why the new female pop-star of the week was singing about girls. Then, I heard his last name and said outloud "BEAVER?!"

No. Not on my radio, on my non-music playing MTV, and definitly not amung my stash of illegally downloaded MP3's.

Infact, after intense reseach of 10 minutes, (which is how long it takes to kill 75 people due to tabacco products according to WHO) I saw video of him hitting on late night television hostess Chelsea Handler.


FACT: Bieber is creepy because he makes old, smelly man passes, but is indeed a small child.

I'm creeped out.