Sunday, November 14, 2010

McDonalds Big Mac

Smoking is like a fatty, old fashioned American burger: You pay for something you enjoy for 10-seconds, but eventually it will kill you.
Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun. It's a good time, for a great taste...or a triple bi-pass.

Obviously 2010 sees more problems than 1984 did when it comes to health. With movies like Morgan Spurlock's "Super Size Me," and the glorified and over rated organic movement, it is no doubt that McDonalds would move on to healthier solutions. Now they serve salads (just don't add the dressing!), and saying chicken nuggets are much healthier than the chicken strips (maybe because the nuggets are not even real chicken?)...but let's be real folks. McDonalds is the antichrist trying to jump start the appocolypse. Their fast food must be creating extra fatty, phsycho brain cells in their customers. Examples?

Headlines:

In the year 2000, smoking caused 435,000 deaths while close behind, obesity caused 400,000. And it has only gone up in the past 10 years.
Wake up America. People do die of both these things, and it will happen to you if you don't make lifestyle changes.

Sources:
"Medical News Today," http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/6438.php

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